My Favorite Martian

So I'm doing an interview with Dark Scribe Magazine, and I was asked about my affinity for conspiracy theories, specifically which ones keep me awake at night. I'm not one to lose sleep over much of anything, but I have to admit, I'm a true believer in the UFO cover-up conspiracy. I definitely think the government is hiding something.

Take the recent sightings in Stephenville, Texas. Many credible people saw this huge, strange object being chased (or escorted) by fighter jets. An Air Force spokesman at Fort Worth's Joint Reserve Base said there were no military planes at all in the area on that Tuesday. Now we're being told that, oops, they made a mistake. Turns out, there were no less than ten F-16 fighter jets in the Stephenville area on the night dozens of residents reported seeing a UFO. They just want to set the record straight, you see, "in the interest of public awareness."

Right.

Next thing you know, NASA will be telling us that the mysterious human-like creature in the above Mars photograph is not a Martian bigfoot but a feature of the red planet's atmosphere. Oh, wait...

Drones

I don't know what to make of these 'drone' sightings, do you? Supposedly the authencity of some of the photographs that have appeared on the Coast to Coast website, as well as other places, have been called into question, but there's still plenty of eye witness testimony that has yet to be debunked. And now comes this video of a drone in flight over Brazil. Let me just say, if this thing is real, it is a friggin' badass-looking craft. And we are in big trouble. Watch the video all the way to the end for a closer (and scarier)look. Then imagine the sky filled with these things.