HO HO HO

In the run up to Christmas Day, I love watching Christmas movies, even the cheesy made-for-TV ones. Here is my Top Ten List:

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Elf

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.

Bad Santa

Things are ______ up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me _______ her sister, now I'm out on my ass.

A Christmas Story

My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master.

The Nightmare Before Christmas

There's children throwing snowballs / instead of throwing heads / they're busy building toys / and absolutely no one's dead!

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

What's that stench? It's fantastic.

The Simpson's Christmas Special

Marge: Okay, Kids, give me your letters and I'll mail them to Santa at the North Pole.
Bart: Oh please, there's only one fat guy who brings us presents and his name ain't Santa.

Ernest Saves Christmas

Ahh, smell those Christmas trees. You can keep your 'Channel' Number 5, just give me a whiff of the old lonesome pine. That symbol of brotherly love, that centerpiece that all mankind gathers around to share the cranberry sauce shaped like a can.

Black Christmas

Listen to what I am about to tell you. Dont ask any questions Ms. Bradford, just do what I say. O.k Put down the phone, walk to the door and get out of the house.

While You Were Sleeping

I've had a really lousy Christmas, you've *just* managed to kill my New Year's, if you come back on Easter- you can burn down my apartment.