Hide In Plain Sight

I'm a thriller writer. I write about chararcters who are being hunted by bad guys that want to hurt them. In really creative ways. I've used the old 'hide in plain sight' ploy before, but I can't believe I never thought of this. Because it's not at all conspicuous.

Here it is, folks! The Japanese ninja skirt that turns into a Coca Cola machine to ward off attackers!