Pointless Feuds

I saw this list on Best Week Ever.

The 10 Funniest Pointless Rivalries Of All Time:

10. Uncle Jessie and Kimmy Gibbler (I always wanted to see him smack that annoying brat)
9. Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump (in the words of the South Park kids--don't care, don't care, don't care)
8. Kanye West and 50 Cent (I'm going with 50 Cent)
7. Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner (gotta admire Wile's persistence)
6. Uncle Phil and Jazz (who?)
5. Captain Ahab and Moby Dick (kind of exciting, kind of boring)
4. Al Bundy and Marcy D’Arcy (tee!)
3. Michael Scott and Toby (ah, Toby)
2. Jerry Seinfeld and Newman (I love how Jerry's mother gets into this feud, too)
1. Homer Simpson and Ned Flanders (I'm kind of over Homer, but I still love Bart)