Mickey Mouse Goes Goth

What fresh hell is this when the Happiest Place on Earth plays host to the saddest people on Earth? When it seems as if the Haunted Mansion has exploded and the 999 happy ghosts have gained corporeal form? When Thunder Mountain is invaded by gloomies swathed in capes and robes and knee-high patent-leather skull-buckle boots?

It’s like Halloween in August. It’s like night, but in the day.

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